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March 18th — Feast Day of St. Egg, who preached among the weasels.I love saint icons. They fall somewhere between da Vinci and velvet Elvises, and there’s usually no way to predict where. They are glorious, or gloriously tacky, or both. My Catholicism would be hard pressed to get any further lapsed—I suppose I haven’t been excommunicated yet, but not for lack of trying—and yet I am still amused and bemused by the saints, by turns. They’re one of the great redeeming qualities of the religion. There is a humanity to them. The saints have been there. They understand what it’s like. There is a closeness and sympathy to saints largely lacking in the vague omnipotence of gods. I admire that. - Ursula Vernon

March 18th — Feast Day of St. Egg, who preached among the weasels.

I love saint icons. They fall somewhere between da Vinci and velvet Elvises, and there’s usually no way to predict where. They are glorious, or gloriously tacky, or both. My Catholicism would be hard pressed to get any further lapsed—I suppose I haven’t been excommunicated yet, but not for lack of trying—and yet I am still amused and bemused by the saints, by turns. They’re one of the great redeeming qualities of the religion. There is a humanity to them. The saints have been there. They understand what it’s like. There is a closeness and sympathy to saints largely lacking in the vague omnipotence of gods. I admire that. - Ursula Vernon

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2. Has an anime ever made you cry?
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9. Put your music player of choice on shuffle and list the first 3 songs
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87. What’s the most notes you’ve ever had on a post?
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ASK ME! Fill that inbox!

1. Where are you from?
2. Has an anime ever made you cry?
3. Post a screenshot of your tumblr activity page
4. A musical artist you love that isn’t well known?
5. How would you describe your sense of humour?
6. Would you ever give up your life to save someone else’s?
7. Did you make any resolutions for this year? What were they?
8. Last 3 blogs on your dashboard, not including any of your own.
9. Put your music player of choice on shuffle and list the first 3 songs
10. Can you curl your tongue?
11. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
12. Who would be your ideal partner?
13. Who is your favorite anime character?
14. Most used word?
15. Most used phrased?
16. Inspiration behind your URL?
17. Inspiration behind your blog title?
18. Is there something you would never do?
19. Is there anything you should be doing right now?
20. Is there a song which can bring you to tears instantly?
21. If you could study anything, what would it be?
22. If money was no object, where would you move to?
23. If you could spend a week anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?
24. Have you ever online dated?
25. Have you ever been in love?
26. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
27. Favorite song?
28. Favorite food?
29. Favorite movie?
30. Favorite foreign food?
31. Are you ticklish?
32. Are you a good liar?
33. Are you pursuing your dreams?
34. Are you scared of the future?
35. Are you happy with who you are?
36. Are you a clean or messy person?
37. Are you a good judge of character?
38. Are you a very open or private person?
39. Are you more attracted to men or women?
40. How old are you?
41. How tall are you?
42. How did you get your name?
43. How many posts do you have?
44. How many posts have you liked?
45. How are you feeling right now?
46. How many followers do you have?
47. How would you like to be remembered?
48. Do you have a crush?
49. Do you want children?
50. Do you have any pets?
51. Do you play video games?
52. Do you have much of an ego?
53. Do you believe in soul mates?
54. Do you prefer to text or call? 
55. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
56. Do you like long or short hair?
57. Do actions speak louder than words?
58. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
59. Do you post mainly reblogs, or your own content?
60. Do you ever play board games or other non-computer games?
61. What makes you angry?
62. What is your birthday?
63. What shoe size are you?
64. What are you strengths?
65. What is your dream job?
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68. What do your parents do?
69. What is you middle name?
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73. What perfume do you wear?
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75. What’s the meaning of life?
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77. What is your favorite accent?
78. What makes you uncomfortable?
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80. What is your #1 favorite anime?
81. What type of music do you like?
82. What or whom do you miss right now?
83. What’s your favourite number, and why?
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85. What do you typically have for breakfast?
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flatbear:

wintersoldierofourdiscontent:

And to cap off an excellent day at Awesome Con, I came home to find that my commission from flatbear was completed! What better way to wind down than sharing a martini with Velvet and Natasha, right?
Please do not repost this without credit—reblog only. This is a flatbear original and I don’t want to have to get these ladies to hurt you.

Hot damn it feels good to have time to work on commissions again!

flatbear:

wintersoldierofourdiscontent:

And to cap off an excellent day at Awesome Con, I came home to find that my commission from flatbear was completed! What better way to wind down than sharing a martini with Velvet and Natasha, right?

Please do not repost this without credit—reblog only. This is a flatbear original and I don’t want to have to get these ladies to hurt you.

Hot damn it feels good to have time to work on commissions again!

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purrsianstuck:

During the Bubonic Plague, doctors wore these bird-like masks to avoid becoming sick. They would fill the beaks with spices and rose petals, so they wouldn’t have to smell the rotting bodies. 

A theory during the Bubonic Plague was that the plague was caused by evil spirits. To scare the spirits away, the masks were intentionally designed to be creepy. 

Mission fucking accomplished

Okay so I love this but it doesn’t cover the half of why the design is awesome and actually borders on making sense.

It wasn’t just that they didn’t want to smell the infected and dead, they thought it was crucial to protecting themselves. They had no way of knowing about what actually caused the plague, and so one of the other theories was that the smell of the infected all by itself was evil and could transmit the plague. So not only would they fill their masks with aromatic herbs and flowers, they would also burn fires in public areas, so that the smell of the smoke would “clear the air”. This all related to the miasma theory of contagion, which was one of the major theories out there until the 19th century. And it makes sense, in a way. Plague victims smelled awful, and there’s a general correlation between horrible septic smells and getting horribly sick if you’re around what causes them for too long.

You can see now that we’ve got two different theories as to what caused the plague that were worked into the design. That’s because the whole thing was an attempt by the doctors to cover as many bases as they could think of, and we’re still not done.

The glass eyepieces. They were either darkened or red, not something you generally want to have to contend with when examining patients. But the plague might be spread by eye contact via the evil eye, so best to ward that off too.

The illustration shows a doctor holding a stick. This was an examination tool, that helped the doctors keep some distance between themselves and the infected. They already had gloves on, but the extra level of separation was apparently deemed necessary. You could even take a pulse with it. Or keep people the fuck away from you, which was apparently a documented use.

Finally, the robe. It’s not just to look fancy, the cloth was waxed, as were all of the rest of their clothes. What’s one of the properties of wax? Water-based fluids aren’t absorbed by it. This was the closest you could get to a sterile, fully protecting garment back then. Because at least one person along the line was smart enough to think “Gee, I’d really rather not have the stuff coming out of those weeping sores anywhere on my person”.

So between all of these there’s a real sense that a lot of real thought was put into making sure the doctors were protected, even if they couldn’t exactly be sure from what. They worked with what information they had. And frankly, it’s a great design given what was available! You limit exposure to aspirated liquids, limit exposure to contaminated liquids already present, you limit contact with the infected. You also don’t give fleas any really good place to hop onto. That’s actually useful.

Beyond that, there were contracts the doctors would sign before they even got near a patient. They were to be under quarantine themselves, they wouldn’t treat patients without a custodian monitoring them and helping when something had to be physically contacted, and they would not treat non-plague patients for the duration. There was an actual system in place by the time the plague doctors really became a thing to make sure they didn’t infect anyone either.

These guys were the product of the scientific process at work, and the scientific process made a bitchin’ proto-hazmat suit. And containment protocols!

god I love these fuckin things

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Talk ot me! I don’t bite without asking

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xenophilesanonymous:

YEAH YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, I’M GIVING AWAY DRAGON DONGERS. FOR FREE. IF THAT DOESN’T EXCITE YOU THEN I REALLY DON’T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU, YO. IF YOU’RE SEEING THIS, CHANCES ARE YOU PROBABLY FOLLOW SOMEONE WHO FUCKS DRAGONS. DAMN. THAT’S RAD.
GOTTA LAY DOWN SOME RULES THOUGH SORRY:
GOTTA BE FOLLOWING XENOPHILES ANONYMOUS
YOU GOTTA REBLOG THIS POST AND FILL OUT THIS FORM
DON’T REMOVE ANY OF THIS TEXT OR YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY!
THIS GIVEAWAY IS FOR US ONLY. NAW JUST KIDDING THIS GIVEAWAY IS FOR EVERYONE. HOLLA!
THIS SHIT ENDS ON JULY 1ST. 
NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS. DON’T BE A FUCKIN DOUCHELORD.
REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU WANT, LIKE IT TOO IF YOU WANNA, BUT ONLY THE FORM RESPONSES WILL BE COUNTED! (YOU STILL NEED TO REBLOG AT LEAST ONCE.)
ALRIGHT HERE’S WHAT YOU CAN WIN:
FIRST PLACE GETS A CUSTOM DRAGON DONG FROM BAD DRAGON OR FRISKY BEAST. $150 USD LIMIT BECAUSE I NEED MONEY TOO LOL. THAT NUMBER DOES NOT INCLUDE SHIPPING. ALSO YOU CAN GET SOME OTHER JUNK FROM BD/FB IF YOU WANNA, AS LONG AS IT’S NOT OVER $150 USD. PLUS I’LL THROW IN SOME OF MY FAVORITE TEENY WEENIES. DANG I BET YOU WANT THIS SHIZNIT.
SECOND PLACE GETS FIRST CHOICE OF TWO PREMADE BAD DRAGON DONGS, PLUS AN EGG WITH YOUR CHOICE OF COLOR FROM FRISKY BEAST, PLUS THREE RANDOM TEENY WEENIES FROM BD. AW SHIT EVERYONE LOVES TINY DONGERS. PLUS YOU GET A BAD DRAGON PEN, A BAD DRAGON BUTTON, AND A FRISKY BEAST PIN. HOLY SHIT. YOU CAN SEE THE TWO DONGS BY CLICKING HERE.
THIRD PLACE GETS THE ONE THAT’S LEFT OVER, PLUS AN EGG WITH YOUR CHOICE OF COLOR FROM FB, PLUS ONE RANDOM TEENY WEENIE FROM BD. DAMN WE’RE UP TO LIKE, THREE (HUNDRED) DONGS?!?!?!?!?!
FOURTH PLACE GETS A RANDOM EGG FROM FB, A RANDOM TEENY WEENIE FROM BD, AND CHOICE OF A BAD DRAGON PEN, A BAD DRAGON BUTTON, OR A FRISKY BEAST BUTTON.
FIFTH PLACE GETS A RANDOM TEENY WEENIE AND CHOICE OF A BAD DRAGON PEN, A BAD DRAGON BUTTON, OR A FRISKY BEAST BUTTON.
HOLY FUCK THAT’S A LOT OF SHIT. IF YOU WIN AND YOU DECIDE YOU DON’T WANT SOMETHING THAT’S INCLUDED IN THE PACKAGE, THEN THAT’S OK, JUST LET ME KNOW. I KNOW NOT EVERYONE HAS A USE FOR MOTHERFUCKING BUTTONS AND PENS AND SHIT. THAT’S OKAY BABE I STILL LOVE YOU.
PLEASE BE SURE TO READ THE RULES BEFORE ENTERING. THIS IS SO IMPORTANT.
THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM, CLICK HERE FOR THE ART GIVEAWAY YOU BEAUTIFUL SHIT, YOU. 

xenophilesanonymous:

YEAH YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, I’M GIVING AWAY DRAGON DONGERS. FOR FREE. IF THAT DOESN’T EXCITE YOU THEN I REALLY DON’T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU, YO. IF YOU’RE SEEING THIS, CHANCES ARE YOU PROBABLY FOLLOW SOMEONE WHO FUCKS DRAGONS. DAMN. THAT’S RAD.

GOTTA LAY DOWN SOME RULES THOUGH SORRY:

  • GOTTA BE FOLLOWING XENOPHILES ANONYMOUS
  • YOU GOTTA REBLOG THIS POST AND FILL OUT THIS FORM
  • DON’T REMOVE ANY OF THIS TEXT OR YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY!
  • THIS GIVEAWAY IS FOR US ONLY. NAW JUST KIDDING THIS GIVEAWAY IS FOR EVERYONE. HOLLA!
  • THIS SHIT ENDS ON JULY 1ST. 
  • NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS. DON’T BE A FUCKIN DOUCHELORD.
  • REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU WANT, LIKE IT TOO IF YOU WANNA, BUT ONLY THE FORM RESPONSES WILL BE COUNTED! (YOU STILL NEED TO REBLOG AT LEAST ONCE.)

ALRIGHT HERE’S WHAT YOU CAN WIN:

  1. FIRST PLACE GETS A CUSTOM DRAGON DONG FROM BAD DRAGON OR FRISKY BEAST. $150 USD LIMIT BECAUSE I NEED MONEY TOO LOL. THAT NUMBER DOES NOT INCLUDE SHIPPING. ALSO YOU CAN GET SOME OTHER JUNK FROM BD/FB IF YOU WANNA, AS LONG AS IT’S NOT OVER $150 USD. PLUS I’LL THROW IN SOME OF MY FAVORITE TEENY WEENIES. DANG I BET YOU WANT THIS SHIZNIT.
  2. SECOND PLACE GETS FIRST CHOICE OF TWO PREMADE BAD DRAGON DONGS, PLUS AN EGG WITH YOUR CHOICE OF COLOR FROM FRISKY BEAST, PLUS THREE RANDOM TEENY WEENIES FROM BD. AW SHIT EVERYONE LOVES TINY DONGERS. PLUS YOU GET A BAD DRAGON PEN, A BAD DRAGON BUTTON, AND A FRISKY BEAST PIN. HOLY SHIT. YOU CAN SEE THE TWO DONGS BY CLICKING HERE.
  3. THIRD PLACE GETS THE ONE THAT’S LEFT OVER, PLUS AN EGG WITH YOUR CHOICE OF COLOR FROM FB, PLUS ONE RANDOM TEENY WEENIE FROM BD. DAMN WE’RE UP TO LIKE, THREE (HUNDRED) DONGS?!?!?!?!?!
  4. FOURTH PLACE GETS A RANDOM EGG FROM FB, A RANDOM TEENY WEENIE FROM BD, AND CHOICE OF A BAD DRAGON PEN, A BAD DRAGON BUTTON, OR A FRISKY BEAST BUTTON.
  5. FIFTH PLACE GETS A RANDOM TEENY WEENIE AND CHOICE OF A BAD DRAGON PEN, A BAD DRAGON BUTTON, OR A FRISKY BEAST BUTTON.

HOLY FUCK THAT’S A LOT OF SHIT. IF YOU WIN AND YOU DECIDE YOU DON’T WANT SOMETHING THAT’S INCLUDED IN THE PACKAGE, THEN THAT’S OK, JUST LET ME KNOW. I KNOW NOT EVERYONE HAS A USE FOR MOTHERFUCKING BUTTONS AND PENS AND SHIT. THAT’S OKAY BABE I STILL LOVE YOU.

PLEASE BE SURE TO READ THE RULES BEFORE ENTERING. THIS IS SO IMPORTANT.

THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM, CLICK HERE FOR THE ART GIVEAWAY YOU BEAUTIFUL SHIT, YOU. 

Filed under Sorry guys i would really like this one DRAGON DONGS!

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Reblog and see if you get a color.

PURPLE:
We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUCHSIA:
I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
GREY:
You leave me with jumbled words.
RED:
I'm in love with you.
PINK:
I have a crush on you.
TURQUOISE:
You're hot.
CHARTREUSE:
I sincerely wish you would notice me.
TEAL:
We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE:
You are my Tumblr crush.
ORANGE:
I dislike your page.
YELLOW:
PLEASE FUCK ME.
WHITE:
PLEASE MARRY ME.
GREEN:
I find you cute.
BLACK:
I would date you.
BROWN:
I dislike you.

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newbies!

stigmarising:

if you’re hatching dragons from your pair of generation 1 dragons (custom progen and random progen) do not sell them for any less than 10k

If a buyer isn’t willing to spend 10-20k on a second generation dragon unrelated to any other dragons on the site, they probably aren’t worth selling to, and are ignoring the value of a dragon completely unrelated to any previous dragons onsite.

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crafts4geeks:

You never know when Earth might be demolished, so as every good hitchhiker knows, you should always keep a towel handy. Now you can make sure your towel is always nearby and extra useful with this clever tutorial from Nerd by Night.  
DON’T PANIC - towel messenger bag
Nerd by Night uses embroidery to create the letters. But if thinking of how to do that makes you feel like you’ve chugged a pangalactic gargleblaster try this instead:
3D fabric paint if easy to use and often comes in a handy thin nosed bottle perfect for lettering with no brush required. Happy travels!
 -Crafts4Geeks

crafts4geeks:

You never know when Earth might be demolished, so as every good hitchhiker knows, you should always keep a towel handy. Now you can make sure your towel is always nearby and extra useful with this clever tutorial from Nerd by Night.  

DON’T PANIC - towel messenger bag

Nerd by Night uses embroidery to create the letters. But if thinking of how to do that makes you feel like you’ve chugged a pangalactic gargleblaster try this instead:

3D fabric paint if easy to use and often comes in a handy thin nosed bottle perfect for lettering with no brush required. Happy travels!

 -Crafts4Geeks

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